Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....