Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...