A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...