How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...