Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...