Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...