What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...