Mailing list users changing light bulbs
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Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...