Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...