Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!