Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...