Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!