Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...