How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...