An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...