Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...