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Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
What Tax?
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Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The math one-liners
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.