Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...