My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...