Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...