Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...