You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...