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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
A lawyer named Strange died…
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What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...