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Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Heaven playing sports
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...