Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...