My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...