What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...