Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...