Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...