Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...