Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...