Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...