Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...