Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...