Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...