Two angry neighbors
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...