Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!