Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...