Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...