Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...