The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...