Keys Locked In
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Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Purchasing furniture
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The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...