Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...