Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?