97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Kermit the Frog
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How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...