Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...