Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...