All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...