English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...