Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...